iwoke up this morning and suddenly realized that iwant to become a sportswriter. grr


to celebrate my bitterness, let me play God with the blogs of the other writers im working with





balisa
owner: papasam

uhm, no, just because its an Ustetika golden conqueror that writes the stuff, it doesnt mean that youd get all sweaty and tensed after going through the entries, as the blog title suggests. youd get a nosebleed, yes, but an intellectual nosebleed at that. plus, Balisa's language and grammar dont shake, and the contents would have to be about sports or music for you to find a flaw

best entry: Balimbing. the Varsi need not stage an Ustetika this year; somebody show them the link to this entry and we can save the University from having to print out announcement papers



chocolate bliss
owner: tin

anyone knows what a rotten toblerone tastes like? wikipedia'd be playing mr-know-it-all with this question in vain. thats because chocolates, with their exquisitiness, do not deserve to rot. idont know why tin allows the beautiful one over at multiply to. and she calls it a BLISS, god. mosses grow on my keyboard everytime icheck her link!

best entry: Her Thing With February. talks about why she boycotted the month for any updates, even though its just feb13 when she decided to do that. maybe she ought to make a "My Thing with the Rest of 2007"?



clarissa joy

it is still a blog, in the strictest sense. although the pictures are so abundant youd swear youre in deviantart; so dominating infact that they make the entries look like mere page-sized captions. but atleast the galleries are hit-makers over at multiply, ayt?

best entry: Her Dorm's Nuns Are Malicious. or so she says. so meat are aphrodisiacs pala huh? now iknow why its a rule for betty to outweigh the viands in his plate with so much rice



dedikadong periodista
owner: xavier

upon seeing the contents for the first time, youd do only one of three things- 1) blurt out "what the-?" 2) blurt out "what the fuck?" or 3) click the back button to see if youve clicked the right link in the first place. yes, reader, the blogger is xavier, the bully over at 2jrn1 so engrossed with his muscles that he seemed to have mistaken AB for IPEA. going over with the blog, however, youd realize that brawns work beautifully with the brain afterall- it can get a little swampy, but what the hell, everyone wants to see a bully cry, ayt?

best entry: Mushiness with Morrie. we get to learn that a body buff like xavier knows how to appreciate bird's tweets and pink flowers like the rest of us, afterall



demons and angels
owner: betsy

betsy's first entry was a blockbuster, registering 36 comments at once. last time ichecked (ihate this cliche, ugh), that entry's a year ago already. iwonder if her computer's still alive.

best entry: Pilot. 36 comments, cmon! maybe we should relocate the Yahoo Groups to wherever betsy hosts her blog.



diary of an insomniac
owner: joshua

right from the start, joshua's declared already of what his webspace is going to be- an EMO blog. iwanted badly to write anything other than agreement with his declaration, but realized that joshua's taken care already of what every review could possibly share, thus to make things short- yes, iagree with him

best entry: Masks. joshua claims that his smile is detachable. iwonder whatd be inside, a grin?



future snow queen
owner: edree (ebz)

her blog's just like an extension of her friendster account, in the sense that her blogs look like testimonials she has for herself. she's a good writer, iassure you that, but itd still be pretty hard to stop yourself from muttering, "am i reading a blog or a ms. universe's campaign site?"

best entry: Guy Allergy. ebz explains why shes still an active member of the NoBoyfriendSinceBirth association. "at 18, is it really a requirement to have a bf?" she exclaims. we'll just sit on the sidelines while richmond makes you eat those words soon, aryt ebz?



gagopolis
owner: poli (betty)

its like bob ong on marijuana- only that betty's better. sure, the layout may be as cool as cueshe, but you dont visit a site just because you like the design, do you (well, this blog youre reading may be an exemption)? betty's well aware of that, thus the high quality of the craps that we get every, err, so not often. but hey, absence makes the heart grow fonder, ayt?

best entry: Betty's Shitty Adventure. or maybe the one about Hermione. or maybe that about Xmas. or, what the hell, do we really have to choose just one?



geh_aini
owner: geh

the gurl talks of nothing but love, her butthole and the soul's favorite chicken soup; is the page just an alternating display of goo-goo-ga-ga-mwah-mwah-s? sometimes, but its not an online Kikay 101 youre finding here; its the world from the eyes and artistic hands of a Kikay. puts to shame the myth that the only things Kikays know are love, prince gians, and paulo coelho

best entry: The Blogger's Poor Asshole. should you feel sorry or should you laugh out loud? or should you cringe when you think of what itd be like when its your butt that hotties play with like dough for non-erotic purposes?



gorgeous pervert
owner: meg

while the blogmistress hasnt heard of humility yet, the pictures available over at her blog provide enough proof to her blog title's claim- that she is gorgeous. the blog entries however, provide another angle at her- gorgeousness doesnt always equate to a partner. ihope some boy other than betty and papasam reads this crap

best entry: FX Adventure. meg's style easily reflects the anxiety she suffered just to see esguerra on an unlucky morning. boohoo. iwonder why the professor's not got that effective on me?



intoxicating nirvana
owner: apa

the first word says it all- intoxicating. metaphors fly in and out so much so that youd think apa's lungs are full of them. for a serious break from all the nonsense this blog has to offer, take a moment to find hers. where the word nirvana fits in, however, iam yet to guess

best entry: Love. the word intoxicates like no other, simply a heaven on earth. apa's discussion takes quite a little farther, though; if you dont manage to lose yourself with her EDSA of speech, youd realize a descendant of Shakespeare is at work here



psycho bitch's realm
owner: louise

the blogmistress' issued a PG warning on her own blog, something people under 18 or without experience with the opposite sex would surely need. you dont expect her to write about how good PDA feels when she calls herself a bitch, do you? and, as any bitch calls for it, her blog's teeming with fascinating morbid one-liners. should she decide to ditch the geeks of full metal alchemist for some, err, heavy metal pics, goth.net'd be folding up soon.

best entry: The PressConference. did adolf hitler fancy something like this during his time? iguess not, with all the studies and stuff that dare to dig up how his past had molded him. louise, however, gave us a pretty nice hole to gape into and -gasp!- we all realize that the absence of mustaches on her face doesnt mean that shes idolizing Maria Clara.



nightmare and dreams
owner: paula (pula)

idontknow why its just 45% of the monitor the blogmistress wishes to use for her blog. claustrophobics could get a stroke from reading. yes, the easy alibi is "for styling purposes." in that matter, paula's dominating- well, if you like gothic stuff, that is. advocates of the Virgin Mary'd get goosebumps with that disturbing pic of two goth kids in love

best entry: Pula's Tae-x-tacy-Tae-tano. its less funny though; consider it Anne Frank's account of the one over at Gagopolis- just that the attic's composed only of the toilet



random musings of a random gurl
owner: nicole

her page's running for the Annual Candy Blog Elections. her platform: spontaneity. estimates have it that she updates her blog more than seven times a week, covering almost all known topics other than sports and sex. nicole's link would surely show up someday in some guy's thesis

best entry: Running After You, something like that. she made that blog for herself, ofcourse, but from another angle, its like its me that shes tirading at. moral of the entry: stalking aint cool. no, actually, its more like, "waiting for someone that aint coming aint cool." either ways, its crosshair's on me



sugarlandelle
owner: ana (amaegan)

the blog with an identity crisis, amaegan's lost in the whirlwind of things to share- so many in fact that she cant decide on what to write on until now. her past exploits include her fantasies, her sports dramas, cute guys with small eyeholes (ugh), and her admiration of Socrates. too bad, ana- Socrates is dead. your blog can do other forms of mourning other than staying stagnant

best entry: Sa Ulan, Sa Pagbabalik. okay, considering that the only psychic in class is detached with the online community, ill just have to take a wild stab at that what that entry title meant: amaegan's inlove! remember how san-chai told dao-ming-se off late in the series? case closed; youre busted, amaegan



tetskipop
owner: tets

its generally believed that with other people's writings you could hear their own voices, like you were just listening to their narrations. other blogs, like that of betty and papasam, are so nosebleeding that its easy to dismiss the quote as nonsense. *tets suddenly barges in from nowhere* what the F are you talking about?! thats so not true, noh!
alright tets, im sorry.

best entry: Faking It. iloved the title. so far, its the sole entry on any blog that has made look a fool to myself, and the only one that has proven im not supposed to be beatified anytime soon. the entry's about dancing. great.



tryst
owner: mayi

if its your first time, dont go for the X icon in the corner just yet- "tryst" may be something you missed from the startrek saga, but the closest thing to rocket science princess mayid'd discuss is how traffic lights work. the rest, theyre reader-friendly; too friendly at times, even, as its easy to mistake the entries as mere transcripts of what mayi says whenever shes facing the mirror, doing cute smiles

best entry: Pilot. just the first and mayi's exploding already of stories to tell, lacking fortunately of the blur-fast presentations our dreams usually employ. iwish shed discuss of her ginebra-fan-boyfriend and their love for mark caguioa



yaoi is not her life; its her religion
owner: szusza

iwonder whatd be wrong with the sentence if yaoi came to be her life; what if she became an atheist later, for example? such nonsense ideas die at once upon entering the colorful world of missP's, though idoubt if youd be seeing this site at all if you got an anti-porn filter installed. and well, thats too bad, because even Yahoo (or should it be Yahoi?) prays to God that szusza be his blogmistress someday

best entry: the one where she thought that bloggers all over the world are mistaking the internet for their toilet bowls- on a DAILY basis. see, im so inlove with that quote ive practically made it a cliche here in my blog already!